Best Kid Kuotes of 2009!!

When I hear my kids say funny things, or if I learn a lesson through them, I post them on FB. Since it's the end of year, I was going to post a top 10 list of quotes from the entire year.

But, .....I couldn't come up with a top ten list so I just posted all of them, from now back to about June. (That's as far as I could go. I was clicking "older posts", "older posts", "older posts", "older posts", ......you get the picture) lol

Read and tell me your favorites! (I inserted their blog / cyber names, in lieu of their real names) hee-hee

1. "Mommy, I'm foot-cuffed! Help!" -- 5 yr old son (Pupster)

2. "Is Maxwell the one who made Hermie & Wormie?" ~ 7 yr old daughter (Kitty)

"No, that would be Max Lucado."~ Mommy

3. "Why don't I don't get to get a cheeseburger Mommy?"

C'mon now, J, I've taught you better than that right?

4. "Mama, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

Wow. Very good question!

5. "I'm glad I'm not a girl because it hurts when women have a baby!" ~ Pupster

6. "I know why Michael Jackson died, he was singing too much."

"No, that's not why (Pupster)!"

"It is, (Kitty), my friend told me... for real!!"

7. "Mommy, can I have a bun? Mommy, can I have a bun? MOMMMMYYYY can I have a bun?" ..... his sister says "(Pupster) if you like them so much you should put a ring on them!" bawaaaahhhaaa haa haaaa

8. "and I pray that (she) will stop being mean" :)

(quote during the wee hours of a slumber party)

9. Pupster says "Can my name be changed to Monty, like the boy in the Monty See, Monty Do book?" Kitty says, "You're just being like the boy in the book. You want to be like someone else."

10. Pupster goes, "Oh brother!". Lamby (3 yr old) goes, "Ohhhh sister!" LOL

11. "And you just got told by a aligator!" ~says Lamby

12. Kitty's latest joke for the day... "What did the toilet say when he was crying?" -- What? -- "Boo boo hoo!" -- Oh my goodness!.... Wow...

13. "When I'm 8, she'll be 10, when I'm 9, she'll be 11, when I'm 10, she'll be 12, when I'm 11, she'll be 13, when I'm 12, she'll be 14", and so on and so on. Aaaarrrhhh (Lamby) you messed me up!... "when I'm 6 she'll be 8, ...."

14. "(Kitty), I cracked my tongue bone!" ~ Pupster

15. "Mommy, why does Grandma's birthday party have to be at a restaurant? Why can't we have it at a skating rink" ~ Pupster

16. (12:48am) Wait! Why did my daughter (Kitty) just wake up and walk around and tell me "I'm bored"

17. Why is it that I often hear a cry from a little one in the other room, followed by "oops.. shhhhhh"?

18. "Soulja boy oh wih me-oh crack-it-like a sumptin-oh something somethin somethin oh....watch me youuuu" my kids trying to sing the words to this song. LOL

19. I can't believe (well actually I can believe it but it's funny that) my kids are screaming and dancing because I said we're having lemonade with dinner. They know we only have sweet drinks once, maybe twice a day. And it's usually well before dinner. :-)

20. My 3 yr old says "Ok here's the deal. I do like carrots.... Actually I don't like carrots. Iiiiiii LOVE carrots!!!!"

21. Why did my daughter finish the entire book #27 in the Magic Treehouse Series (and we just bought it at B&N tonight)!?

22. 9pm - Son (Pupster).... what ARE you chewing??? He answers "dust," then spits a black ball of dust out and into his hand (from the big rug in the living room, I presume.

23. "You were like DUDE! and we were like DUDE! and you were like DUDE". ~ Pupster

24. "Mommy come!! There's a rat-cat in the family room. Come on!!" ~Lamby

25. "How can a cow jump over the moon? That would take hours!". ~Lamby

26. (Lamby), what are you thinking about?

She follows with, "Macaroni."

27. "I had water and flowers for ages, when I was a grown up" ~Lamby

28. Wow, I dreamt I was at a party and had a long brown wire stuck between two of my side teeth. Crazy!!!!!! I was just walking around, trying to pull it out and people were looking at me like ummm why don't you get somebody to help you get that out of your teeth (that wasn't the kids, that was me; it was so weird, I had to include it.)

29. "(Kitty), what's his name? Kirk what?" "Kirk Brown." "No. Kirk Franklin. Oh, Chris Brown." "Oh yeah Chris Brown. No wait, no it's not what's his name?" "Anthony Evans." "No! Chris Bryant?" "I don't know." "Oh yeah I know, Kobe Bryant! The basketball player." "Yes that's right. Chris Brown is a singer."

30. Kitty: "Can I have an apple?" (goes to the room, comes back a minute later) "it tastes awful!" brother tastes and says, "I don't see the problem." (30 seconds later) he says, "It tastes horrible! Disgusting!"

31. Pupster says, "Mommy, God's love for you will end if you become a mean person right?"

Me - "Actually son, no it won't."

32. My 18 month old decided to have an ink pen as a before-dinner-snack.

33. I'm listening to my kids reminisce about how Bill Cosby, Theo, Elvin, and Martin gave birth to things they wanted (Car, Boat, 2 Liter Soda, and Hoagie Sandwich)!!

34. I'm listening to my husband play "Love is you!" (on the piano) Okay I threw that one in, because I wanted to say something about my boyfriend (my husband). :-)

35. I was singing "Every time you go.... away.... you take a piece of me with you!" (remember that?) Then (Kitty) goes, "Really, Daddy does that, wow!" Then later after I talked to her about it she said "that must hurt" LOL

36. Lamby says "I like herbivores, but not carnivores.".

I say, why?

"Because I'm meat!"

37. 7 year old boasts, "I can read a whole chapter book in one day!" 5 year old follows with "I can eat a whole pack of Graham crackers in one day!"

38. Wow moment for today, right in the middle of a frustrating morning.....

Kitty: "Mommy, you're being nice to God"

Me: "How?"

Kitty: "By doing what He wants you to do with your children"

Me: "Wow."

Kitty: "I didn't think of that, it just came into my mind to tell you that."

Okay that didn't just make my day, I think that made my season!!

39. Why did 3 people have to follow me INTO the bathroom??? "Listen to my song..." "Look at my pretty belt...." "Look at my wet pamper..."

40. "Mommy, why do babies have to from from "bottoms"? Why can't they come from noses or something like that?"

41. Me: "What was that??" Lamby: "I dont' know. Was it a pooting monster?"

42. Mommm....mm.yyyyyyy, it's taking YEARS for my soup to cool off!" ~ Lamby

43. "(Kitty), remember when Rhino said " 'I will survive!!' " ~ Pupster

44. Kids, waking up and playing, instead of waking up working, doesn't work out very well. It makes for a lazy mindset for the rest of the day. Let's work!

45. How do kids auto-wake-up when you pull up in your drive way?

46. "Christmas is December whaty-fifth, Mommy?" lol

47. I was about to say, "man, the things I do for these kids!" But I stopped when I thought of what the Lord could say of us.

48. 5 year old, telling 3 year old (since she was crying about not being able to get into mommy's room, because the door was locked). "(Lamby) it's okay, grown ups have to do that some times because they have to have privacy, they have to be deserted. Deserted means alone, but dessert means you can eat it."

49. "Mommy you need to stop being afraid of ticklish"

"Why?"

"Because it's so fun!" ..... "You need to laugh"

50. "Mommy, why do they claim that it's invisible tape? It's not. It's see through tape but it's not invisible." ~Kitty

51. One kid says, "Today is Jesus' birthday! He is 1 million years old!" Other (Lamby) says, "Yay yay yay, is He gonna eat cake with us?"

52. Son says, "What if Martha (our labrador) has puppies?", Daughter answers, "She won't, she's not even married."