Best Kid Kuotes of 2009!!

When I hear my kids say funny things, or if I learn a lesson through them, I post them on FB. Since it's the end of year, I was going to post a top 10 list of quotes from the entire year.

But, .....I couldn't come up with a top ten list so I just posted all of them, from now back to about June. (That's as far as I could go. I was clicking "older posts", "older posts", "older posts", "older posts", ......you get the picture) lol

Read and tell me your favorites! (I inserted their blog / cyber names, in lieu of their real names) hee-hee

1. "Mommy, I'm foot-cuffed! Help!" -- 5 yr old son (Pupster)

2. "Is Maxwell the one who made Hermie & Wormie?" ~ 7 yr old daughter (Kitty)

"No, that would be Max Lucado."~ Mommy

3. "Why don't I don't get to get a cheeseburger Mommy?"

C'mon now, J, I've taught you better than that right?

4. "Mama, did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"

Wow. Very good question!

5. "I'm glad I'm not a girl because it hurts when women have a baby!" ~ Pupster

6. "I know why Michael Jackson died, he was singing too much."

"No, that's not why (Pupster)!"

"It is, (Kitty), my friend told me... for real!!"

7. "Mommy, can I have a bun? Mommy, can I have a bun? MOMMMMYYYY can I have a bun?" ..... his sister says "(Pupster) if you like them so much you should put a ring on them!" bawaaaahhhaaa haa haaaa

8. "and I pray that (she) will stop being mean" :)

(quote during the wee hours of a slumber party)

9. Pupster says "Can my name be changed to Monty, like the boy in the Monty See, Monty Do book?" Kitty says, "You're just being like the boy in the book. You want to be like someone else."

10. Pupster goes, "Oh brother!". Lamby (3 yr old) goes, "Ohhhh sister!" LOL

11. "And you just got told by a aligator!" ~says Lamby

12. Kitty's latest joke for the day... "What did the toilet say when he was crying?" -- What? -- "Boo boo hoo!" -- Oh my goodness!.... Wow...

13. "When I'm 8, she'll be 10, when I'm 9, she'll be 11, when I'm 10, she'll be 12, when I'm 11, she'll be 13, when I'm 12, she'll be 14", and so on and so on. Aaaarrrhhh (Lamby) you messed me up!... "when I'm 6 she'll be 8, ...."

14. "(Kitty), I cracked my tongue bone!" ~ Pupster

15. "Mommy, why does Grandma's birthday party have to be at a restaurant? Why can't we have it at a skating rink" ~ Pupster

16. (12:48am) Wait! Why did my daughter (Kitty) just wake up and walk around and tell me "I'm bored"

17. Why is it that I often hear a cry from a little one in the other room, followed by "oops.. shhhhhh"?

18. "Soulja boy oh wih me-oh crack-it-like a sumptin-oh something somethin somethin oh....watch me youuuu" my kids trying to sing the words to this song. LOL

19. I can't believe (well actually I can believe it but it's funny that) my kids are screaming and dancing because I said we're having lemonade with dinner. They know we only have sweet drinks once, maybe twice a day. And it's usually well before dinner. :-)

20. My 3 yr old says "Ok here's the deal. I do like carrots.... Actually I don't like carrots. Iiiiiii LOVE carrots!!!!"

21. Why did my daughter finish the entire book #27 in the Magic Treehouse Series (and we just bought it at B&N tonight)!?

22. 9pm - Son (Pupster).... what ARE you chewing??? He answers "dust," then spits a black ball of dust out and into his hand (from the big rug in the living room, I presume.

23. "You were like DUDE! and we were like DUDE! and you were like DUDE". ~ Pupster

24. "Mommy come!! There's a rat-cat in the family room. Come on!!" ~Lamby

25. "How can a cow jump over the moon? That would take hours!". ~Lamby

26. (Lamby), what are you thinking about?

She follows with, "Macaroni."

27. "I had water and flowers for ages, when I was a grown up" ~Lamby

28. Wow, I dreamt I was at a party and had a long brown wire stuck between two of my side teeth. Crazy!!!!!! I was just walking around, trying to pull it out and people were looking at me like ummm why don't you get somebody to help you get that out of your teeth (that wasn't the kids, that was me; it was so weird, I had to include it.)

29. "(Kitty), what's his name? Kirk what?" "Kirk Brown." "No. Kirk Franklin. Oh, Chris Brown." "Oh yeah Chris Brown. No wait, no it's not what's his name?" "Anthony Evans." "No! Chris Bryant?" "I don't know." "Oh yeah I know, Kobe Bryant! The basketball player." "Yes that's right. Chris Brown is a singer."

30. Kitty: "Can I have an apple?" (goes to the room, comes back a minute later) "it tastes awful!" brother tastes and says, "I don't see the problem." (30 seconds later) he says, "It tastes horrible! Disgusting!"

31. Pupster says, "Mommy, God's love for you will end if you become a mean person right?"

Me - "Actually son, no it won't."

32. My 18 month old decided to have an ink pen as a before-dinner-snack.

33. I'm listening to my kids reminisce about how Bill Cosby, Theo, Elvin, and Martin gave birth to things they wanted (Car, Boat, 2 Liter Soda, and Hoagie Sandwich)!!

34. I'm listening to my husband play "Love is you!" (on the piano) Okay I threw that one in, because I wanted to say something about my boyfriend (my husband). :-)

35. I was singing "Every time you go.... away.... you take a piece of me with you!" (remember that?) Then (Kitty) goes, "Really, Daddy does that, wow!" Then later after I talked to her about it she said "that must hurt" LOL

36. Lamby says "I like herbivores, but not carnivores.".

I say, why?

"Because I'm meat!"

37. 7 year old boasts, "I can read a whole chapter book in one day!" 5 year old follows with "I can eat a whole pack of Graham crackers in one day!"

38. Wow moment for today, right in the middle of a frustrating morning.....

Kitty: "Mommy, you're being nice to God"

Me: "How?"

Kitty: "By doing what He wants you to do with your children"

Me: "Wow."

Kitty: "I didn't think of that, it just came into my mind to tell you that."

Okay that didn't just make my day, I think that made my season!!

39. Why did 3 people have to follow me INTO the bathroom??? "Listen to my song..." "Look at my pretty belt...." "Look at my wet pamper..."

40. "Mommy, why do babies have to from from "bottoms"? Why can't they come from noses or something like that?"

41. Me: "What was that??" Lamby: "I dont' know. Was it a pooting monster?"

42. Mommm....mm.yyyyyyy, it's taking YEARS for my soup to cool off!" ~ Lamby

43. "(Kitty), remember when Rhino said " 'I will survive!!' " ~ Pupster

44. Kids, waking up and playing, instead of waking up working, doesn't work out very well. It makes for a lazy mindset for the rest of the day. Let's work!

45. How do kids auto-wake-up when you pull up in your drive way?

46. "Christmas is December whaty-fifth, Mommy?" lol

47. I was about to say, "man, the things I do for these kids!" But I stopped when I thought of what the Lord could say of us.

48. 5 year old, telling 3 year old (since she was crying about not being able to get into mommy's room, because the door was locked). "(Lamby) it's okay, grown ups have to do that some times because they have to have privacy, they have to be deserted. Deserted means alone, but dessert means you can eat it."

49. "Mommy you need to stop being afraid of ticklish"

"Why?"

"Because it's so fun!" ..... "You need to laugh"

50. "Mommy, why do they claim that it's invisible tape? It's not. It's see through tape but it's not invisible." ~Kitty

51. One kid says, "Today is Jesus' birthday! He is 1 million years old!" Other (Lamby) says, "Yay yay yay, is He gonna eat cake with us?"

52. Son says, "What if Martha (our labrador) has puppies?", Daughter answers, "She won't, she's not even married."

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Next Wednesday (January 6), Sonja will join me here, for an interview. She'll be talking about her new book, "When I Accepted Me." On that day, I will also be giving away a copy of her book to those who submit an entry (simply post a comment).

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CHRISTmas Conflict

Conflict during the Christmas holidays (yesterday), I hate when that happens!! During this time, everyone is supposed to be happy, loving, smiling, cuddling, giggling, singing and giving right?

Christmas scenes in our minds, are often picture perfect. We expect our homes and cars to continually resemble the cheer and glee matching the cards and commercials of the season.

The reality is, however, that although most of us are generally happier during this time of year, we are not exempt from conflicts and arguments, even sadness and depression. Jeoff and I had our conflict yesterday. (wah! wah! wah!).

But you know what gave me hope and assurance of a good ending?

Remembering the ultimate conflict.

Mankind - FULL of sin, clashed with God almighty - FULL of holiness, grace and truth.

The result was...... redeemed man, loved, forgiven, and FULL of peace!!

Without Christ there's no way we could have this peace. Even in stressful times, when it's very difficult to see a positive end, we must know beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Christ our savior is standing in the gap for us. Reconciling us back to God and restoring peace in our relationships.

Merry CHRISTmas!!!!

Butterflied Cornish Hens with Sage Butter

Compliments of Sunny Anderson, from The Food Network

Ingredients

• 4 (1 3/4-pound) Cornish game hens, butterflied
• 1 stick butter, softened
• 5 to 7 sage leaves, finely chopped
• 1 lemon, zested
• Salt and freshly ground black pepper
• Olive oil, for sauteing
• 4 strips bacon, chopped

Directions

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Place hens on a sheet tray fitted with a cooling rack in the refrigerator to dry skin out for 1 hour. Meanwhile, in a small pan over medium heat, melt butter with sage, zest, salt and pepper. Remove hens from refrigerator. Preheat 2 large saute pans over medium heat, lightly coat with oil. Season hens with salt and pepper and sear, skin side down, in the pans. Sear until skin caramelizes and turns golden brown and crispy, about 7 to 10 minutes. Flip birds over, and baste with sage butter. Sprinkle tops with chopped bacon and place in preheated oven to finish cooking, 25 to 30 minutes, basting occasionally. Let rest 10 minutes before serving.

Carole Marsh Chapter Books - Fantasy Field Trip Series

Join Ms. Bogus and her diverse class of students on fantastic field trips to extraordinary places! Together they discover facts, visit incredible places, and learn about the world.

As the students learn about the places they visit, they begin to discover who they are on the inside and build confidence in themselves.

They learn to embrace the things that make them different, not judge people based on physical characteristics, and tackle difficulties head-on.

Adventure to the Eight Wonders of the World

Adventure to the Planet Mars

Adventure to the Pioneer Prairie

Carole Marsh Chapter Books - Science

The Masters of Disasters Series

Learn about disasters through these exciting chapter books for children! I can't wait to order them.

Join a brother and sister team as they accompany their scientist dad on hair raising adventures. Children ages 7-14 will be thrilled as the characters try to save the day while learning about science along the way.

What child can resist learning about the power of mother-nature and the tools to stay safe as these interested kids confront nature head-on!

The Ferocious Forest Fire Mystery

Voracious Volcano Mystery

Behemoth Blizzard Mystery

Horrendous Hurricane Mystery

Treacherous Tornado Mystery

Earthshaking Earthquake Mystery

More books on my wish list!

Unlocking the Mysteries of Creation

The Kingfisher History Encyclopedia

Daily Life and Times of Jesus

Eyewitness Medieval Life

Eyewitness Abraham

Eyewitness Light

Eyewitness Energy

A Family Guide to Biblical Holidays

God's Lamp, Man's Light

Listening to the Language of the Bible

Large Ziploc Storage Bags

Ramblings for today......

Just posting some things I'm thankful for today....

1. I'm glad to have implemented my new laundry system for the last 7 days!! (that means 1) there are NO dirty clothes in my bathroom or the kids' rooms or bathrooms, 2) there are only two bins of dirty laundry in the laundry room, which is only towels and a load of "reds", and 3) the two baskets which need to be put away, will be put away TONIGHT, with kid-help!) .

2. I'm pleased that my K and 2nd grader are doing a much better job of staying on task with their school work, since they work in separate rooms now!!

3. I'm thankful that I am using a more structured approach to school. My kids need the structure!! When they're not structured for long periods of time, it shows when we're out in public and when they're in class!

Oh why this title? On 9/15/09 I wrote: I haven't taken much time to blog lately and among many other reasons, one is that I am not sure what to write about. Lots of ideas come to me throughout the day but I rarely sit down to develop further them.

So I decided to add an entry from time to time titled based on the thing that I just noticed we're out of and need very soon....

.... laundry detergent
.... lunch meat

What church do you go to now?

This is the short version of how we came to church family where we are now.

We attended school of ministry and as we studied and discussed some of the content in the Church History and Apologetics classes, my husband started wanting to study more about origins of church and what church practices were after Christ died (....rose, ...and ascended) and as the apostles spread established churches and shared the gospel with new believers. He wanted to experience and serve in a church body where we could be as close as possible to the original practice of the church.

He studied a lot about it and read a book or two where others had gone on a similar quest. We were pleased to find many other families who are doing the same, all over the country and in many other countries (where missionaries go, from America) this is how they dwell together in the body and serve person-to-person, family-to-family, ministering to each other as they see needs.

So that's the basis of what we do. We meet with other believers, almost always in the home, but other times at the park, or at a chapel (one Resurrection Sunday). There is usually a facilitator and everyone participates throughout, sharing a Bible passage, testimony, song, prayer, etc. The children also share stories, either read or acted out. This is usually twice a month "formally" and we leave the other weeks / weekends open for the families to gather in each other's homes, attend a party, visit someone who's sick, meet someone's practical need, etc. A lot of it is still developing as we learn together with the other families, but we're excited that this is the direction in which we're headed. The number one goal is to grow together in Christ, and minister according to his example, ultimately bringing Glory to him.

I'm so glad my friend asked. I love the topic and I love how the Lord works through the Body of Christ, in many forms. Here are the other blog posts I wrote about it over the past year. We're still on the journey.

1. Church

2. Going to Church

3. Every Member Functioning

4. Today I'm Reading (A book entitled, "So You Don't Want to Go to Church Anymore?")